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William Ayers endorses John McCain
(yes, this is a joke)

According to sources close to the issue, William Ayers, formerly a member of the Weather Underground, has endorsed John McCain for President of the United States.

Ayers was quoted as saying "Hey, when I was young I thought that blowing things up could make the world a better place. When I heard John McCain singing 'bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran' I knew that he had never grown out of his youthful zest for explosions as a means for social change."

Ayers said that he will be actively champaigning for McCain until the election.