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Tuesday, October 30, 2007

What Planet Should you Rule?

This is Bobbe's fault

I checked his blog this morning to see if he had posted anything of note and discovered that he had declared himself Emperor of Mars. (John Carter may have an opinion on this)

OK so I am a sucker for some of these little tests.

You Should Rule Mercury

Close to sun, Mercury has very long days - and is rarely visible to the rest of the solar system.

You are perfect to rule Mercury, because you live for the present - and can truly enjoy a day that goes on forever.
Like Mercury, you are quick and elusive. Your wit is outstanding, and you can win any verbal sparring match.

Some people see you as superficial, but in truth, you just play many roles and have many interests.
A great manipulator, you usually get what you want from people. And they're happy to give it to you.

It is just a little spooky though, me being a Virgo and all.

(And NO, I don't believe in astrology. I just learned my whole chart in depth so that back in the sixties, when someone came up to me and said "Hey. Peace, Love, Hare Krishna! What's your sign?" I could tell them in in such depth and detail that their eyes would eventually glaze over and roll up in their heads as they slumped to the floor in a stupor of astrological confusion).

9 comments:

Steve Perry said...

Easier just to use the old joke:

What's your sign?

Feces ...

ksmaguro said...

hmmm....both of the comments from Steve about this little game involve the rear end. Could it be he's ruler of Uranus, and has usurped Bobbe of his power?
Jay

Todd said...

The ruler of Uranus? That would be Larry "Tappy McWidestance" Craig.

Steve Perry said...

Well, okay, I'm the rule of Uranus, Jay.

Feel better?

Oh, look, I dropped the soap. You want to get that ... ?

ksmaguro said...

tempting....

Bobbe Edmonds said...

Gaah, Somebody PLEASE change the subject. Perry's just gonna go on and on until one of us pukes.

Aw jeez, look at this...!

Janet said...

Silly boys- Don't you want to be ruler of anywhere bigger than the bathroom???

I myself am firmly in charge of Saturn.

Michael B. said...

After reading about certain bung hole factions I threw up a little in my mouth..never new that Uranus had a Preparation H cloud cover..hmmm!

Sophia said...

Hey, I'm the ruler of Saturn!