Realities Created, Maintained and Destroyed, WHILE-U-WAIT!

Monday, January 16, 2006

A man walks into a bar

and orders a drink.

The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink.

Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, cars, beer, guns, and breasts. Really ! Impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.

He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly... "So............... ya .... ... for .. Bush ... again??


Thank you Mister President for ruining the national economy, starting world war 3 (the global war on terror) and selling our country to the multinational corporations. Thank you for showing us that Nixon was not such a bad guy after all, and thank you for showing us that Ford was not the most inept leader we have ever had. Thank you for showing us what conservatism is really all about. We didn't really need all that peace and prosperity anyway, and about that global warming thing? I am really enjoying having California winters in Michigan.

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